Connection Established (FNAF Copypasta Shitpost)
I’m sorry to interrupt your ego trip Elmo, if you understand the humour in that name.
But I'm afraid you've been rejected.
You are not here to receive those 8 dollars you’ve asked for. Nor, have you justified your actions while in charge of the platform. Although, your action have indeed been noted.
You have all been called here. Into a federation of Toots and Boosts, openness and decentralization.
A network with no forced sign ins. A web with no paywall. You don't even realize that you are Free. Your desperation for profit has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the dopamine and self-gratification of users in some unseen basement, always seeming so near.
It's somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your platform ends.
And to you, my curious Netizens, who somehow found this shitpost shat out onto the web. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
I am remaining as well. I am nearby.
That hellsite will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you grifters trapped in the replies. Be still. And give up your takes.
They were pretty flaming hot, but bad my guy.
As for most of you, I believe there is redemption and perhaps, grass, waiting for you after the severs shutter.
Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.
My friends, if you are reading this, I knew you would find this place as well. I don’t shut up as it is, and you guys seem to like my memes. I'm sorry that for these days to come, the solutions to these turbulent times on the web, are not easy solutions.
And then, what will become of the web, I should have known, The Old Web wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my Internet. I couldn't save it then.
So, let me save it now. It's time to start fresh, for you, and for those we have followed in their steps that lead us here...
This begins.
For all of us.
End communication.
I swear this is just shit post, don’t take this to be some grand manifesto. Lol, It’s literally just a bastardized Connection Terminated Copypasta.